boy and girl

Boy : "Jaan, tumhara
naam apne
haath pe likhu ya dil
pe ?"
Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo
likhtey ho
.
.
.
Agar sacha pyar krte
ho to
apni property k papers
par likh do.
"
Boy : Oo teri
Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne
chalak hogyi
hai TV dekh ke..