farmer

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?

Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko...

Farmer : Ghaas...

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....

Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko.....

Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......

Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Kale ko......

Farmer : Pani se

Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?

Farmer : Use bhi pani se.....

Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?"

Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......

Anchor: Aur kala?

Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......