santa

Wife: Aap bahut mote
ho gaye ho.
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Santa: Tum bhi toh
kitni moti ho
gayi ho,
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Wife: Main toh maa
banne wali
hoon!
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Santa:To pagal AAurat
Main bhi toh baap
banne wala hoon.
wah santa ji....